Warehouse Mystery Deal

Your size. Our warehouse. Absolutely no negotiations.

• For $29.99, you’ll get 4–10 brand-new pairs of underwear in the size you select. Four pairs are guaranteed. Anything above four is a bonus.
• We choose the brands, colors, patterns and cuts. You open the package and silently judge our decisions.
• What you’re getting
• 4–10 brand-new, unworn pairs
• Everything packed in your selected size
• A random mix of brands, colors and cuts
• One plain, unbranded shipping package
• No control over anything except the size
• How it works
• Choose the underwear size you normally wear.
• Our warehouse crew packs your mystery assortment.
• Open it and see what your ass got.
• Read this before ordering
• Buy this deal expecting four pairs—not ten. Additional pairs are randomly included, up to ten total.
• Specific brands, colors, patterns and cuts cannot be requested. Duplicates may occur, and fit can vary slightly between brands.
• Underwear is final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. If something arrives damaged or you receive the wrong item, contact support.