Boys and ghouls, the witching hour is close at hand. This Halloween, let us rise up from our graves and take back the night, showing ‘em all what sexy-spooky-scary really looks like: G-strings emblazoned with cackling skulls, pumpkin-hued briefs, and ready-to-wear costumes that will instantly turn you into a Sexy Doctor, Sexy Superhero, Sexy Cop, or even a Sexy Guy with a conspicuously “Long Schlong.” No tricks, just treats.