Because Variety Is Sexy, No? What’s striped, eye-grabbing, and wrapped around your waist? A boa constrictor. No, we’re completely messing with you — it’s these highly breathable boxer-briefs, available in colorful and varied 3-packs. Designed by AQS, these sexy trunks feature stripes and anchor patterns (ahoy), depending on your choice. Lightweight, lithe, and unbelievably comfortable, you’re gonna feel and look so mighty fine in these. Oh, and sorry about that boa constrictor comment earlier. That was weird.