Who the hell cares if the most wonderful time of the year is six months away? We’re being wildly rebellious and outrageously non-conformist by celebrating the holiday season in June — and there’s nothing you can do to stop us. (Nothing!) Stock up on festive thongs, g-strings, bikinis, boyshorts, and socks (because what fool doesn’t want socks on Xmas?) Partridge in a pear tree not included.