But if you feel differently, promptly throw the book at us. The criminally clever designers at Cellblock 13 present this series of unseasonably sexy jockstraps, briefs, and tank tops. We're particularly interested in the future-forward, fetishistic lace-up Stryker pants. (We can't be sure, but they look like they were smuggled out of some intergalactic orgy-turned-football-game?) Meanwhile, the Liquid Shadow Brief features a silicone rubber waistband and stretchy spandex pouch, and the Dragnet jock-brief gives you the best of both worlds (while letting you show off your greatest assets.) Subtlety is overrated, anyway.