Ribbed For Your Pleasure Is this thong destined to become the hottest item in your underwear drawer? There’s only one way to find out. Designed by Cellblock 13, the Sergeant Thong features a pouch made out of a super-thin, nearly sheer material (and it’s ribbed for your pleasure, too). With an eye-grabbing logo emblazoned across the elastic waistband, these are some seriously skimpy skivvies. Grab yours now… before they’re gone for good!