Perky, Colorful Prints and Patterns Women will want to be you. Men will want to be with you. And adorably fluffy pandas will probably want to eat your booty shorts for lunch. Okay — that got intensely weird really fast — but we’re frankly at a loss for words when trying to describe these quirky-sexy-cool bottoms. They crackle with energy, vividness and wild n’ wacky colors, spicing up the day with floral prints, psychedelic swirls, and… you call those “swooshie swirls,” right? The minute you slip these on, it’s officially Booty O’Clock. Don’t be late.