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Here's something you should officially never do: Trot into the nearest nightclub astride a terrified horse.
Apparently, some ditzy disco dolly in Miami didn't receive the memo.
WATCH: Mokai Lounge in Miami Beach under fire after video surfaced of a horse inside the nightclub pic.twitter.com/C7Saz3q20a— Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) March 9, 2018
Now the club is under investigation for "possible animal cruelty and public safety issues," according to CNN.
In a clip that's gone way viral, footage captures the woman entering the club to much fanfare and flashing cameras.
The horse proceeds to get frightened as the woman flies off the horse.
Revelers scream as the horse bucks and proceeds to wander aimlessly through the club.
The city has already revoked the club's business license.
UPDATE: Miami Beach PD detectives along with @MiamiDadePD ’s animal experts have located the horse that was at Mokai. The horse has been inspected and deemed to be healthy and safe by Miami Dade PD.
Our investigation continues. https://t.co/pCI5TZ9sww
— Miami Beach Police (@MiamiBeachPD) March 10, 2018
We all have a soft spot in our hearts for Bianca Jagger –– and, to a lesser extent, Lady Godiva –– but that doesn't mean we're going to pay homage by galloping into the nearest discoteque on an actual horse.