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Underwear-Clad Ditz Gallops Into Miami Nightclub On A Horse. We Are Not Amused.



Here's something you should officially never do: Trot into the nearest nightclub astride a terrified horse.

Apparently, some ditzy disco dolly in Miami didn't receive the memo.

CNN reports an unusually misguided young woman (clad in only a bra and thong) entered the crowded Mokai Lounge this weekend atop an understandably spooked white horse.

Now the club is under investigation for "possible animal cruelty and public safety issues," according to CNN.

In a clip that's gone way viral, footage captures the woman entering the club to much fanfare and flashing cameras.

The horse proceeds to get frightened as the woman flies off the horse.

Revelers scream as the horse bucks and proceeds to wander aimlessly through the club.

The city has already revoked the club's business license.

UPDATE: Miami Beach PD detectives along with @MiamiDadePD ’s animal experts have located the horse that was at Mokai. The horse has been inspected and deemed to be healthy and safe by Miami Dade PD.

Our investigation continues. https://t.co/pCI5TZ9sww

City Manager Jimmy Morales released a statement that read in part, "I was disgusted and offended that any legitimate businessperson would think this was an appropriate action to take."
We all have a soft spot in our hearts for Bianca Jagger –– and, to a lesser extent, Lady Godiva –– but stampeding a nightclub on a frightening horse and putting club-goers in danger is obviously no way to pay homage.
Watch CNN's report below: 

 

We all have a soft spot in our hearts for Bianca Jagger –– and, to a lesser extent, Lady Godiva –– but that doesn't mean we're going to pay homage by galloping into the nearest discoteque on an actual horse. 

 


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