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Cheap Thrills & Chills
So Much Spooky! Look, your house has had all year to be normal. Embarrassing.
So we assembled a huge collection of Halloween décor: anatomical oddities, gothic florals, skulls, hourglasses, candle holders, creepy busts, haunted-looking vases, and plenty more objects that will raise perfectly reasonable questions from your guests.
The six weird little treasures pictured here? Merely the welcoming committee. The full collection is bigger, stranger, and significantly less interested in tasteful restraint.
Pick one thing for the mantel. Fill every available surface. Turn the guest room into a place where nobody wants to sleep. We’re not here to manage your decisions.
Is any of it necessary? Absolutely not. That’s what makes it décor.
And yes, despite the torsos, this still isn’t underwear. We contain multitudes. Mostly cheap ones.
