Top Off The Look The Equalizer Bulldog Harness is here to strap you in and show everyone exactly what kind of trouble you’re bringing. Built to match your favorite Equalizer undies in bold-as-hell blue, red, green, and pink, this harness isn’t just for looks—it’s for action.

With thick, stretchy elastic that hugs your body just right, adjustable underarm sliders, a removable center strap with D-ring (yeah, you know what it’s for), and a bold PVC patch that marks you as top-tier—this is gear made for getting noticed, touched, and maybe even tugged on.

You’ve got the underwear. Now get the harness and make ‘em beg.