{"product_id":"warehouse-mystery-deal","title":"Warehouse Mystery Deal","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour size. Our warehouse. Absolutely no negotiations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor $29.99, you’ll get 4–10 brand-new pairs of underwear in the size you select. Four pairs are guaranteed. Anything above four is a bonus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe choose the brands, colors, patterns and cuts. You open the package and silently judge our decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you’re getting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e4–10 brand-new, unworn pairs\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverything packed in your selected size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eA random mix of brands, colors and cuts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne plain, unbranded shipping package\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo control over anything except the size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow it works\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the underwear size you normally wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur warehouse crew packs your mystery assortment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpen it and see what your ass got.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead this before ordering\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy this deal expecting four pairs—not ten. Additional pairs are randomly included, up to ten total.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecific brands, colors, patterns and cuts cannot be requested. Duplicates may occur, and fit can vary slightly between brands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnderwear is final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. If something arrives damaged or you receive the wrong item, contact support.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"CheapUndies","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":47431298777263,"sku":"199375706706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":47431298810031,"sku":"968925144523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":47431298842799,"sku":"015018747182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XLarge","offer_id":47431298875567,"sku":"655100386761","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0104\/3942\/files\/Warehouse-Mystery-Deal_157551.jpg?v=1788277855","url":"https:\/\/www.cheapundies.com\/products\/warehouse-mystery-deal","provider":"CheapUndies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}