Boys and ghouls, Halloween is our favorite holiday — so we’re jumping the gun a bit. (If you don’t like it, no treats for you.) Let’s show ‘em what sexy-spooky-scary really looks like: Cobweb-inspired singlets by Go Softwear. A stripper-ready policeman outfit from Coquette. Want to be a Sexy Doctor? A supremely hunky constructor worker? You’ve come to the right place. There’s even a conspicuously “Long Schlong” costume that'll make 'em blush. No tricks here… just treats.