What are my shipping options?
You don't have any. We choose how we want to send the items to you. Generally we ship items using UPS or USPS but we have been known to use camels, horses and owls to deliver packages. Deliveries can take  5 - 7 days.

How fast do items ship from your warehouse?
Why are you asking so many questions? All items ship within 24 hours of being placed excluding weekends and holidays.